Tina Fey is girl power personified. She's funny and beautiful and successful and she does it all while being completely honest (with maybe a touch of sarcasm thrown in). She has a kick ass funny book, a tv show that fans rave about, and she and Amy Poehler nailed it when they hosted the Golden Globes (reviews here, here, and here). Nearly everything she says is quoteable. Is there anything this powerhouse woman can't do? Here are some of my favorite Tina Fey-isms:
“But I think the first real change in women’s body image came when JLo
turned it butt-style. That was the first time that having a large-scale
situation in the back was part of mainstream American beauty. Girls
wanted butts now. Men were free to admit that they had always enjoyed
them. And then, what felt like moments later, boom—Beyoncé brought the
leg meat. A back porch and thick muscular legs were now widely admired.
And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized
that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally
messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry
list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every
girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a
classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a
Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs
of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of
Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving
this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian
scientists to sabotage our athletes.”
"A couple of times I've been called on to do things -- jobs or whatever -- where I've felt, Maybe I'm not quite ready. Maybe it's a little early for this to happen to me.
But the rules are so ingrained. "Say yes, and you'll figure it out
afterward" has helped me to be more adventurous. It has definitely
helped me be less afraid."
“Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do
something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says, "You
really, really must deliver the baby during labor." When it's true, it
doesn't need to be said.”
“MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead
of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m
going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure? I
was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your
actions and your voice.”
Love her.
(image from here)
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